Two tweets I would Twitter (were I a twitterer):

1. I walked behind a time traveling executive, come from the 1970s for a meeting. His hair was Brady Bunch permed, his mustache was vintage, and so were his suit, case, and shoes. None of it worn out or old — they must have been purchased just before he journeyed into the future.
   
2. All the rosehips fallen from the bush near my hose have dried out, stems and leaves curling up and away from the fruit, like tiny pink octopi dead all over the sidewalk.