A number of residents who have lost their patience with the unholy creation said they have tried being mad, but decided it is not worth the effort if the monster is just going to keep crushing the skull of every innocent blacksmith’s daughter who makes the mistake of offering him a flower. According to Grul, the townspeople have “had just about enough of this business,” and resolved to address the issue openly with a full and frank discussion, “no matter how painful it may be.” A two-hour chase through foggy moors ensued, at which point the monster took refuge in the closest thing he had to a home, the castle of his creation.

@ The Onion