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Welcome to Zombinc!

We are a staffing service that allows you to employ zombies – those single-minded, hard working individuals – instead of shiftless human workers. Zombies can work tirelessly around the clock, they retain the talents of their former lives, and if injured or unable to work because of decomposition, we can give you a new one at no extra cost or liability!

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