Well, Paul Bunyan had been busy out in the woods for a while when the Internet came up, so he came to the party kind of late. But it wasn’t too late — what really piqued his interest was when he heard about editorials, or ‘blogs’ as they used to call’em back then.

Paul had always been the world’s biggest logger, so naturally he took a real cotton to the word “blogger”, once he’d heard it. He had to ask what exactly it meant, though — fortunately, Babe the Blue Ox had considerable Google-fu, and was able to point him in the right direction almost immediately. And while they were all sitting around the camp jawboning about this new development out in the city world, his old friend and camp cook Sourdough Sam made him a bet that, even though he was the world’s most famous logger, he probably couldn’t be the world’s biggest blogger.

(via Jerz)