Are you an able-bodied Sasquatch aged 10 to 150 who loves his or her country? If so, The Republic of Cascadia needs YOU to enlist in the Sasquatch Militia and defend our homeland against our many enemies…

1. I might join just to get a pair of Backwards Footprint Sandals. You never know when a pair of those will come in handy.

   
   

   — Keith · Mar 20, 04:13 PM    #

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